Williamizing: Episode 2 – The Historie of Robert the Sponge

Williamizing

By Rameez M Virji

THE HISTORIE OF ROBERT THE SPONGE

By William Shakespeare

ACT I

Scene i

A Portrait

 

Enter Pirate, Robert, and Children.

PIRATE: Be thou all prepar’d?

ALL: ‘Tis so, Lord.

PIRATE: Ottis Media! Repeat thou!

ALL: ‘Tis so, dear Lord, ‘tis so.

PIRATE: O! Who doth live in a

Exotic apple,

Live under Poseidon’s tomb?

ALL: It must be Robert the Sponge,

He who hath the quadrilateral trousers!

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October 18, 2010 at 7:26 pm | Posted in: Blog, Funny | No comments

Williamizing: Episode 1–The Comedie of the Freshe Prince of Belaire

I would like to take this opportunity to introduce a blogseries I am starting, called “Williamizing”. Basically, I will take popular stuff and turn it into a Shakespeare play. I’m stoked like a bonfire.

Williamizing

By Rameez M Virji

 

THE COMEDIE OF THE FRESHE PRINCE OF BELAIRE

By William Shakespeare

 

ACT I

Scene i

A Chair

 

Enter Willard, on Chair, accompanied by Lord, Duchess, and Torchbearers.

LORD: Sir, what be thy story?

WILLARD: I shall tell it now.

This is the histoire, telling of how

My life ’twas returned complete round.

‘Twas flipped.

LORD: Flipped, sir!

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October 17, 2010 at 10:39 pm | Posted in: Blog, Funny | No comments